Truly the worst take.

People who try to enjoy life are the fucking worst!

Sure, Arthur’s pretty cool, but he’s no Travis Touchdown.

Caliber is only one measure of deadliness. Capacity and rate of fire are also part of the equation. A big bolt action rifle may shoot a bigger round and shoot it farther than an AR-type weapon, but it’s MUCH harder to clear a room or spray a crowd with one, given a capacity that usually tops off at 5 rounds and an…

“Rockstar need to seriously get a new engine as this one handles like hot garbage controls wise”

like if how a character controls has something to do with the engine :>

Haaaaaaa

Don’t worry, it’s just “bomb stuff”

Best thing I’ve seen on twitter:

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”

The gif at the top makes it look like Talbot starts melting before the shot and will be a puddle when they cut back to him after the celebration.

Big Oiler fan here.  Usually, when the opposition scores in OT my response is a loud curse.  After Sid did that, my response was a chuckle, and a “good for you Sid”.  If you didn’t enjoy that game, you don’t like hockey.

Maybe, just maybe, wait to see the released product first?

Chill, child.

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

Of course you’re aware of a thing in real estate sales called “staging.” It’s an effort to make a house look as boring and generic as possible to appeal to a broader range of potential buyers.

What’s the point of this article? 

What’s that lyrics from the Clash?

But just one scoop of shit for Pompeo. Only Trump gets to eat two scoops.