Just...like...why? Seriously like why....I truly cannot understand. Like I understood that person who stood up forgetting they weren’t wearing pants, I understood that person eating chicken wings with too much enthusiasm because they thought they video and sound was muted, I understood that person that yelled and call…

Instructions unclear: Dick caught in disk drive.

Seriously one of these years they should do an April Fools episode where all 90 minutes is one super long roll call with increasingly bizarre ‘new cast members’

“Schafly, on the other hand, spent years arguing that feminists were lying to themselves and lying to other women about the notion that any of them might find satisfaction anywhere except first and foremost their role as wives and mothers. Anything they might do afterward or alongside was an extension of that role.”

I keep telling people, the USPS is up there with the IRS on the list of things not to fuck around with.  They have an entire law enforcement division and a very large and capable forensics lab. You commit a crime involving the mail or a postal employee, and your ass is toast.

I was today-years-old when I learned the USPS had special agents.

I think it will be interesting to revisit the stature of the USPIS in a decade or so, given long-standing but intensifying Republican attacks against the US Postal Service.

The funny thing about that comment to me is that they literally just described.... Professional sports. Every single thing they said right there applies to physically pushing a ball through the air by some means. Yet I get the feeling that while they don’t want pro sports for their child, they’d allow it while…

Unsurprisingly, the folks who subscribe to the “When I say, ‘jump’, my kid says, ‘how high?’” school of parenting are completely oblivious to the opportunity for modeling and teaching desirable behavior.

“I actively discourage any activity I see my children doing that doesn’t guarantee them making money. There is no time for play, there is no time for friends. There is only my authority and the throbbing heartbeat of capitalism.”

All you guys who are opposed to this, make sure you tell your kids that they aren’t as important as you are, and that they are just accessories to your life before you rip the plug out of the wall. Otherwise it will take years of therapy for them to figure out what your problem was.

No, it’s not quite the same as peacing-out midway through the third quarter of a basketball game

As a vague, not-really reply to all those other militaristic parents out there who have responded - I’ve been six years in the Marine Corps, and ten years in the Army, and still have the patience/courtesy to ask them if they’ll be done soon (with their game).

Man, it’s really easy to tell what commenters here play video games and which ones consider it an activity that is just for kids. As a Dad that plays games with my kids, plays on my own, and have kids old enough to play online with friends, we’ve got pretty good respect for time and understanding. We set up time…

I’m sure you’ll be patting yourself on the back when you’re in a nursing home with no visitors.

Growing up, my friends with parents like you ended up resenting them. I hope you aren’t planning on having a friendly relationship with your kids when they grow up.

Way to admit to everyone that you care so little about your kid’s happiness or your kid’s friends. I'd hate to be your kid. 

JFC, but we’ve got a truckload of badass parents here. Ya’ll are acting like you have no relationship with your kids, like they’re just pets who better earn their food bowl. Are you seriously telling me you can’t talk these things out to have an understanding of what is going on so that a solution can be worked out…

So many questions, but I’m just happy to see it was an actual fish, not some streamer named Pet Fish. 

How close is that fish to leveling up? Does Mutekimaru have a tank large enough in case it evolves like a magikarp?