An illusion! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?!

Good thing less people are having babies than ever in Muricuh.

Watch Nobodies on TV Land...McCarthy (and Falcone) is good when shes skewered as a narcissist.

“Trump” being replaceable with any presidents name.

Yup. Arguing with people in comment sections about how low interest loans are “free money” has the worst possible ROI (time lost). Now, pass me a beer, and get off my lawn.

Spoiler: It doesn’t.

Comin out of, oh I dunno, Trumps stash.

First time seeing a Giz/Gawk headline? :)

Arent you supposed to pull to the right when stopped? Or is better to just make sweet sweet love to that left lane AND shoulder?

Truth.

*attempts to destroy host self with Colt .45...programming doesnt allow it

+1 family man

This has way too few stars.

Somebody just watched the Zuck debacle!

This post and all the replies underneath are a shining beacon in the midst of Kinja. I dont think I saw one “BUT INVEST THE MONEY YOU DONT PUT INTO PRINCIPLE AND MAKE MOAR” in it. <3 you all.

and you havent done the same? gimme a break.

Is that Justin Theroux? Guess Im in now.

Logic has no place here you nazi libtard.

LOL yeah, people would be all for trading these services for ubi rather than just adding. unless ubi is gonna look more like a middleclass income.

“Lots of people have been freaking out...”