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While maybe not legally an issue, I cant count the number of times Ive had to honk cuz the person in front of me was “dicking around on their phone” when the light turned green. Gonna guess Im not alone.

Holy crap, thats some real The Prestige sht right there!

This does NOT lend to pre-queling!!!!!!

Never get in the way of someones victomhood dude.

Youre blowing my mind, Jeb.

Stop RHYMING!

A man wearing womens underwear, covered in feces, trying to catch a bus while being hassled by cops, is the literal embodiment of LA.

Never confuse blogger with journalist.

Officer: “You drinkin?”

I mean, by Toms take:

...rest of convo: “...you get it, dont ya, chief?”

you forgot your #purgelife

You spelled coke wrong.

May be time to go outside for a bit. :)

DAMN YOU FOR PUTTING ARMS OF AN ANGEL IN MY HEAD

Everyone knows Sarah just saves them to eat them.

Or, release a swarm of oceanospirillales in the compartment. They EAT oil! Of course, you’ll need to get rid of those with some microbe eating bacteria, so release those next. Then a box of cockroaches to eat the bacteria. Then centipedes to eat the cockroaches. Then a gaggle of chickens to eat the centipedes. Then a…

Shifting a narrative is what pro-commenters do.

REKT