So what youre saying, is we could dub it the “Scottie Pippin” of bombs.

This would make for a fun Twitter game: Bay isnt one for (fill in the blank)

Id love to see how everyone here would respond if the passenger was wearing a MAGA hat. I think we both know how that would go.

Oh really? Huh...maybe I WILL see this.

This is the movie version of Bay giving a CES presentation.

Horrified someone could misinterpret the concept of a moving walkway so completely. One of those cases where you did the only thing possible...just keep on walkin.

Im okay with the costume, Im just tired of seeing hipsters do stupid side flips off things.

Cmon, lets not bring Marky Mark back into this.

I wouldnt miss the night they show My Little Pony: The Movie with Danny DeVito commentary, VHS Special Edition!

Youre an awful person. Just fyi.

i think you and i got a lot more in common than i thought.

lmao man youre a pro at generalizing.

Stupid belief that working hard pays off? Nothing spells disaster for ones own future than when you actually believe that statement is true.

Yikes, what kind of Christian Americans do you know? Remind me never to live where you do.

*Concept still applies. Not that it matters, youve obviously got the whole thing figured out. Helps that youre in the right play-pen too.

Keep tellin yourself that well-off liberals make policies/decisions for the greater good...Im sure you sleep better at night than I do.

That dude looks like a poorly CGI’d monster from a Peter Jackson movie.

WTF DID I JUST SEE

We wont talk about how if Obama or Hillary did this we’d have gifs of them with sunglasses falling on their face afterward.

Or his influence on R. Kelly.