Rockstar’s alt-facts: “OK, BEFORE YOU JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED”

Fireman

Tomorrow’s headline:

This entire strike has been nothing but an exercise in shooting yourself in the foot, since virtually every actor on strike who would’ve had a role by now had it relegated to another actor.

Didn’t even know the strike was still going on.

I can still recall a video I saw on Newgrounds of animated hamsters, because it was the first time I ever heard of bukkake.

whatever, I saw aladdin, I know the truth. Fake news! Sad!

You could literally lists thousands of examples of Trump’s corruption and incompetence (just in the past year, forget trying to make a list over his lifetime, how much time do you have?). What’s Tomi got on Congresswoman Waters? Let’s see the list.

Dear Republicans,

Huh, removing the video seemed to do more harm than good.

So, kind of a No Man’s Ocean kind of thing?

I never saw it coming.

Typical shithead Republican—truth counts for nothing. If lying left and right gets you to sucker dumbasses into believing your effed-up cause, no matter how utterly anti-American the lies are, then so much the better.

I mean, I was going to suggest Mario Run or something but these work too I guess

Thing is, you can always tell who is going to be a character (usually a playable one) in Persona *instantly*.

THIS ISN’T A BEAUTIFUL DUWANG! THESE AREN’T GREAT DAYS!