"You'll want to make sure you bang every rock you come across with a shovel, because there's a daily money-spawning rock" If only I could just do this at home.

Optimus Primal, you get a star.

How much do you know about Sand Shrew?

I can't believe it wasn't already done.

I'm crying too, ya know why?

This probably means Final Fantasy X3...

I've been scrolling through Kotaku all day (I have no life) and every time I go by this I think "Cloud, what?!" and then with shockingly Alzheimers like amazement I remember it's Lightning again. This article confuses and disappoints me.

That's exactly what I was thinking. It's like the same thing.

That was a great story.

L33t.

I don't understand, why didn't they just add cloud as a model swap for the preorder? Simply take her out for all but cutscenes. I thought this game looked cool but it's kinda got a my Final Fantasy Barbie thing going.

I'm kinda disappointed this list didn't include game music clips. I want to know what percentage of gamers actually just sit around and listen to the soundtracks.

Honestly I'd still really like to play them. They're so strange.

Until this moment I had never seen those Megaman PC games, we need HD remakes of them.

My pain.

I know, it sucks. I heard a rumor years ago that he and Nomura are apparently all buddy buddy, what I wouldn't give to get those two to collaborate on something. Like a new Chrono Trigger, shit now there's a dream team. Get Gabe in there too and it'd be a masterpiece.

I never heard that.

This needs to happen like yesterday. I could really get into a Mario series with this look. It really captures the original it what I think is the most appropriate way.

Which means a new Snatchers is about as likely as Z.O.E. 3

The best cup of coffee I've ever had came from one of those.

That's cool but I still love how weird they are. It's cool how you never really fight one, they just pop out of that dimension and into another and let the horde get you.