I guess this is the wrong guy to have a conversation with about how hot Daisy Taylor is

It’s less of a big deal than we are making it out to be at this point, but it’s still a big deal. Cool?

Did you really think she was going to get a speech? Like alongside Betty White? Good God

I thought it was crap hull steel or crap rivets too - I recall a special about it that performed a metallurgical analysis of the steel (in either the panels or the rivets; I think the former although I’m googling around and it’s telling me rivets) and it was not up to par.

I’d like to shoot Tory Lanez in the face

I once knew a woman who had a boy and his middle name was Odin. Her husband discovered it in a crossword puzzle and liked it. Fast forward to private preschool applications in Manhattan and one of the school administrators mentioned it — something minor but judgy like, “His middle name is Odin? You know who that is,…

45 minutes. I can’t believe you wrote a fucking post about this. 

I like her little lisp, I guess I’m a creep too

I fucking hate his fucking face and all of his ‘looks,’ esp the one above. I would love to clock that face.

If the cars just got smoked a bit, like if the car was fine but smelled like “campfire t-shirt” forever....I’d listen. Reckon they smell a lot worse, though. 

Man, those Fast and Furious guys and Gone in 60 Seconds guys should just steal a whole ship instead of individual vehicles.

I hate this POV because I believe it should lead a person to the OPPOSITE conclusion. If the stakes are so high for the officer, the stakes are high for everyone involved, no? If the stakes are so high (which they are - a dude died), then why should the punishment be so minor? This logically makes no sense. Where is…

It brought me true, true joy to see Mary perform “No More Drama” for 40 million people. Such a well-deserved validation. Kendrick’s performance, however brief, also was sublime.  He looked fuckin’ awesome. 

https://www.theonion.com/investigators-blame-stupidity-in-area-death-1819567877

This comment is awesome

Yeesh, those boots are so stupid, and he wears them every day like a 5yo who got new rain boots for Christmas and can’t stop loving them.  Bet he’s got mad stinkfoot too. 

I love everything about this song and video. Fully delivers. This is probably the only Britney track I still revisit fairly regularly. Damn she looks fine and the Neptunes were making sick beats back then...

Super awful behavior although I do think it reveals just how despised these types of drivers are. It reminds me of a commenter on Jezebel who called the Kardashians a bunch of cum dumpsters —- it’s totally over the top and uncalled-for, but it reveals the depths of disdain that people have for them.

Guy’s name is Popper, you can’t make this shit up

They aren’t arguing for a completely unbreakable bike, my bro of a million cool stories.