No, interracial marriage is a Jewish plot. That's why they encourage it among other people but don't practice it themselves.

So that lady that was Lansky's "wife" was really just a random hooker? Was Lansky doing recon for a hit on Nucky and using the communist agitators to hide that he was behind it?

You have taken leave of your senses that episode was one of the most amazing things created by Western Civilization. Sir I would submit that you have yogurt water for brains.

Don't forget about Ham Flower, I never liked that one, and I love stinkbox.

And then hold your tongue and say "I was born on a pirate ship"

The public is always clamoring for more celebrity stinkbox, be it as a way to take some rich people down a peg, or just a genuine fascination with Kate Upton's fartbox. However, once their goal is accomplished these people are frequently underwhelmed, as a bleached Hollywood cornhole isn't all that different from a…

When that lady said something about them becoming burglars, that had to be a Hobbit reference right? She could have said "now we're breaking and entering" or "now we're looters" or any other word that implies breaking into somewhere and taking something. But they chose the word burglar.

The best part of The Old Republic was turning evil at the end and slaughtering the group of friends that had risked their lives on an adventure with you.

Are vampire's buttholes self lubricating?

That punchline of "The flaw in my plan was taking advice from people willing to work out of the back of a moving U-Haul truck" or whatever he said was fucking hilarious.

It sounds like a German heavy metal band

Jack Bauer yelling "There can be only one!" when he took that guy's head off is the only thing that could have made that scene any better.

He was just hangin brain. If that's flashing then lock me up

That cut to black at the end of Ray Donovan was the most disappointing cut to black since The Sopranos finale. I was really looking forward to some Donoviolence with Ray beating up a room full of people with a baseball bat and smashing up their stereo. Get it to together HBO, people tune in to Ray Donovan for one…

Spoiler Alert Kevin Costner is actually the spy he is looking for.

Damn this is awesome. I loved The Shield since I saw the first episode on TV and it is great to see someone writing in depth about it. If you could do an in -depth analysis of Highlander that would be awesome. I'm kidding, but seriously it was an allegory for the Cold War.

I spent so much time wondering why they call the new guy Armie, then I realized it's because he was in the Army. I guess it's a good thing he wasn't in the Coast Guard.

At first i thought the chief put a bagel in the copy machine, then when it didn't come out I figured he used it to fax the bagel across town.

Ha! Donkey, hooves, I get it!

It's a lot better than Sean Connery dialogue in Cookie Monster voice. "Welcome to The Rock!"