Get a 2012 Cadillac CTS, it would be a good idea if you decide to become a mobbed up lawyer.

As a middle easterner, I call Bullshit! When you are holding up an automatic weapon, trying to stop a truck, you’re called a hijacker, or a felon by another word. They tried to take control of another human being by force, no country wants a person who resorts to that level of thought, period.

EASTERN EUROPEANS! CAR RIMS! AND HYDRAULIC PRESSES! EAT IT VLADIMIR!

My dad owns a Mercedes Benz workshop and we grew up with weird cars to say the least. My dad had an old Morgan, an old Maserati, and our house garage was filled to the rafters with esoteric parts from an assortment of old German cars. My first car was a Hyundai which I wanted to see burn to the ground. And, then I got…

This is how you “not give a fuck” for real.

I need a fucking swear jar for my shop. Heat, patience, and a tea kettle are the most essential tools for any mechanic. If you have to heat a bolt. Put the kettle on and have a cup of tea as you think on how you are gonna turn that bastard. We really need that swear jar.