The NFL kind of reminds of those dudes who say they "love women" because they love to have sex with them.

Teenagers?

Yes Jenny, i'm sure Hillary Clinton, lawyer, senator, former Secretary Of State and quite possibly future President of the United States is just so upset right now about what you said. Jenny McCarthy, you may have just saved America from 4 more years of Team Rove by helping Hillary get her mojo back. I'm sure with you…

what kind of person is impressed by another's drug use?

Can Jenny McCarthy just go away forever already? I'm so bored of her stupid shit. We need an island, where her and all the other anti-vaxers can go and infect their own kind.

Frances Bean is so fucking arrogant and insufferable. I understand why people are fascinated by her and yeah, she's smart and likes neat stuff, but she also sounds like such an asshole. It's awesome to be confident, but turn that shit down a few notches!

He should get a teardrop tattoo for killing Ann Curry's Today Show career.

You're kind of making me rethink my cardigan collection right now.

This stuff is non-toxic, biodegradable, non-abrasive, non-flammable, and you can find it cheap pretty much anywhere.

Meanwhile, Palestinian women are busy wondering when the next rocket is going to land on their house and their kids.

Two of the women I work are currently breast feeding moms and you would not believe how weird some people are about seeing breast milk in the fridge. Our boss was like get over it or bring a cooler!

Share anything notable that you find in the report. Here's a song called "Brigham Young is a Goddamn Queer."

Starting to reconsider that vasectomy I was thinking about...

Selling your stuff: 5 games

[Ray and Janay Rice walk into the commissioners office to find Goodell sitting in a large ornate chair]

Reminder: The NFL suspended Terrelle Pryor for 5 games...for violating an NCAA sham law

But you see, weed uppercuts your life!

Or being gay.

Well, thank God he wasn't smoking pot at the time, right?

y'know, as much as I believe government isn't automatically the answer to everything, I don't really have a problem with this. If only states in the US would go after unsafe mods like this, or those retards who put HID capsules in their stock halogen housings, or people driving with two temporary spares, or those…