Every day I wake up hoping to open the news and see he stroked out and was found face down in his own dirty diaper and every day I’m disappointed. Maybe tomorrow will be the day.

The pillows market alone must be worth tens of billions. And don’t get me started with the steaks.

According to Trump and Elon companies can’t wait for Bounty paper towels to appear next to Uncle Ruckus screaming the n-word in a derogatory fashion for half an hour.

Just because it all dropped at once, doesn’t mean you HAVE to binge it, it just means the folks that want to can. If you don’t want to, don’t. People just want to watch how they want, the vast majority could give less than a single shit if there’s a cultural conversation about it and whether that conversation is hurt…

The “technical limitations” they cited was that Tyler from the marketing department was unable to sync his iwatch to a Nokia 3310.

Your unneeded snark aside, how do you explain there does exist actual Android smartwatches out there? Quite a few of them too.

Garmin did it, Fitbit did it. Even Google did it (with rebranding and almost killing it like 7 times). How hard can it be?

I happened to be watching it live. The best part was that it looked like he was pretty close to being tossed for arguing about pitches with the ump, just before (Kudos for one MLB ump not being a total jerk). Live and on the first replays, they cut away and I was thinking “was that just an awesome bat flip?”. Finally…

Stupid Shane Greene :(

I love him and I don’t care who knows it. 

Well, I’d think that it was obvious. He’s keeping quiet about them because releasing the files on aliens would also reveal that he colluded with them to win the 2016 election.

Most likely because there are none. Maybe there was some weird high altitude research going on on monkeys at area 51 and that’s what people saw, but whatever it was, it wasn’t a crashed alien spaceship. And people see weird stuff in the sky, but that doesn’t mean it’s aliens. If aliens possessed tech that allowed them…

“Apple Adding the Stuff Samsung Already Has" will never not be an accurate statement.

“Today’s youth loves digital, but also analog things like records, and Polaroid photos. So we’ve added an all-new, not offered on last year’s model, analog two-way iAudio port. It’s simply beautiful, and really opens up a world of accessories. You know why we did that? One word: Courage.”

Hi have you considered getting fucked?

Yes, the double standard. When Republicans act racist, Democrats call for their resignation. When Republicans are accused of sexual assault/harassment, Democrats call for their resignation. And when Democrats commit those same offenses, Democrats . . . call for their resignation.

I roll my eyes so hard whenever I hear/read people complain about the headphone Jack.

Get over it, dad.

It doesn’t take my data, and sell it on the open market.

Kind of an alarmist post. Sprint has essentially been a non-player in the wireless world for years so we have already been living in this doomsday 3 carrier world. I think we’ll be OK.

The new gmail does have a Snooze option