Maybe he would have. Maybe he wouldn’t have. But that scene didn’t happen so it doesn’t matter.

Ah okay. You’re making up scenes that didn’t happen. Got it.

Because dodging an arrow fired from a few hundred yards away is the same as dodging a bullet from less than 100 yards?

Why do speedrunners always sound autistic as fuck?

Can we have like... real Star Wars games?

This is the most retarded thing I’ve ever read. Thanks for the laugh.

It really is a genius idea. Autistic people love being “the top dog” and putting them all in a race to do that probably makes the server owners some money. Spoiler alert, assuming they don’t host the server themselves, they are making a profit if they make more than $15-$30 a month.

Um okay. How about for the people who bought the stupid thing to play games like it was intended, and can no longer do so because nearly every single one of those models crap out with the YLOD? I still can’t believe Sony never made that right. As someone who has been with Sony since the PS1, I couldn’t bring myself to…