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Geaux Fuck Yourself

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

The soccer comments are dickish because Billy has been told the same complaints about his writing over and over and over for years - enough with the ridiculous paragraph-long run-on sentences, the use of fourteen paragraphs to make an incredibly banal point that could have been made in two sentences, the constant…

“a beach house, travel, dining, and spending on adult men...”

And The Twelves still don’t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. 

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.

So you get pasta free and soup and breadsticks
But you gotta pay for drinks and tip.

Smart move offering the lifetime pass by Olive Garden. If you use the pass often, you won’t have a particularly long life.

Lifetime Pasta Passes are underwritten by Pfizer (makers of Lipitor)

But I can already eat at Olive Garden as many times as I want for the rest of my life for zero dollars!

But the important thing here is that since Drew is gone, I can state for the record that the official stance of the Funbag is now that mayonnaise is awesome and delicious and one of our finest condiments and makes just about everything better. Mayo forever.

How very soccer to have the result of the request for comment be nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

If CrossFit weren't mentioned in the article and all the photos stayed the same, would you still be annoyed?

If they made them "all you can eat" salad bars, people would end up taking *less* food, because they would get full before they could end up taking a "tower" worth of food.