If they can somehow solve the problem of driving under a low overhang with something tall on the roof, they will be heroes to a certain segment of users...

I’m no anti-bologna bigot or mayo hater, but that made me retch a little.

Those may all be stupid, but at least they’re good at being stupid. This monstrosity doesn’t even seem to meet that bar.

If there is someone behind you, a lane to your right, and you are not actively overtaking someone else, you are not in the proper lane.

Partial to this one myself:

So, massive accident fully ejects child and any sign of it’s (former) presence, but leaves plastic hang-tag safely suction-cupped to the rear window. That seems like an eventuality worth planning ahead for.

If it's a business I like, I'll go down and click the regular link. If it's a business I'm hate-purchasing from, I'll click the ad and tell myself I just cost those fuckers a nickel.

pretty sure that's a lambo, dude

I assume it’s just an easy out. Archive the content somewhere, shuffle the writers (and therefore the coverage) around to the other blogs, and “retire” the domain until the dust settles one way or the other. Nothing actually changes except for a few million browser bookmarks, they give up nothing, and can dust it all…

Saw this pop up on Twitter last night, and that was my first thought: why is this Amy Schumer’s problem, exactly? Dude is clearly a dick, most charitably maybe just enjoys going for shock value, which sounds totally par for a douchey comedy writer. Is she expected to closely follow the career of anyone she’s ever…

All double clutching a modern transmission does is wear your clutch and throwout bearing faster. There’s value in learning not to just dump the clutch on downshifts without giving it any throttle, but it has nothing to do with the syncromesh.

Keirin. Motor assist race with human powered sprint finish. Gold medal race in 2012 was so close they gave up trying to figure out who got third and gave out two bronze medals.

There was an NPR story on the other day. Journalist got a flat on the way to a meeting, and ended up using some app that will send a flunky out to put your spare on for you. Journo thought this was amazing and great; for only $25 or whatever, they were back on the road, and it only took like 90 minutes all told!…

Pocket Raptor

Ranger Raptor. There you go Ford, you can have that one for free.

It’s almost like it was written by a bunch of competitively self-absorbed Hollywood people who think everybody thinks like a competitively self-absorbed Hollywood person.

Consider estate jewelry. You’ll get a lot more for your money, and get something far more unique than anything a mall jeweler is going to carry. I got my wife’s ring (and several gifts since) from a local estate dealer, and it was both gorgeous and twice the rock I could have afforded at the Tom Shane.

Foreign nationals here on student visas seem to be a big market for them also. Fear of deportation makes people really dumb.

The cupholder on my ‘02 A4 was similarly stupid. Where shall we put this flimsy contraption, which shall hold flimsy cups full of liquid? I know, right over all the center stack electronics:

Just engineers living in a world of marketers all day long. It’ll make a person downright suspicious after a while.