My first thought was that he probably asked her out and she (smartly) declined so then this happened...

Thank you, BurnerWhore. I do truly appreciate you for standing up for correctness of grammar and lexicon. It would seem that Strunk and White and a decent thesaurus are a thing of the past.

...Uh, I got better...

Being able to forgive on this level demonstrates an incredible amount of self love, self awareness and the conscious choice to be free from victimization. Forgiveness on this level demonstrates, to me personally, the absolute truth of unconditional love wherein it is preferable to acknowledge another person's effed…

I sincerely wish you had added an "...with a boner" at the end of each caption.