I then stood and bore witness when he broke the six seal of the end of the days and it read, “You will completely agree with Lavar Ball on a topic,” the heavens cried.....

Since we are all being honest here I might as well too... There was a point in time in my life that I looked into Mrs. CaptainButters’s eyes and said “I want to be intimate with you....sexually.”

I want to believe it went down between him and Taft. It could happen!

He fucked Bob Taft in a barn? kinky....

That stare. Grandpa Butters had that same state when talking about Vietnam. Apparently those business trips in the 90's were rough.

The thousand yard stare.

Congratulations to Jason Schreier @Kotaku for exposing the BigSean66 EA Employee Fiasco

Za?

You can Bett on that!

Viewers knew Betts didn’t really belong there because he was the only bowler healthy enough to tuck in his shirt.

At first, I was excited to see footage of his perfect game, but then I realized I’d just watched the GIF loop 12 times.

The walk away while the ball is still rolling is the bat flip of the bowling world.

Mookie’s got some big balls to compete in that tourny.

To bowl a 300 and still average 203. That’s like throwing a no hitter but having 10 walks, right?

I chose my health over the “team”. They chose money over me.

CABOCHE STRAIGHT!

If the other jockeys don’t nickname this guy “Mongo” when he gets back, there is no justice in the world. An exploding candygram would be a nice touch.

They should take Caboche out back and shoot him, and let all the horses watch.

But if the horse kneeled in protest he’d be the adhesive to some 3rd graders diorama in the following week.

Caboche only pawn in game of life.