Dude is on the short path to ending up like his brother Patrick.

Oof. Apparently you’re not a believer that people can evolve, OSR.

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

The real question is how’d she get that thing over the knuckle?

Looks like her last knuckle on her ring finger might of had some issue with the engagement.

Heckler: Good? Im Better than Evra!

Two seasons in a row. Cubs, ‘stros. (lol Sixers...)

For all the times every down and out franchise said “trust the system,” it finally paid off...

Anymore of a nutless act by Lance and I’d assume we were watching a Michelob Ultra commercial.

Welcome back Orange Zig-Zag!

In the words of an alleged world leader, you knew what you signed up for!

This is one of those few moments in Brown’s fandom we should be commending their incompetence. Can you imagine taking on Cincy’s shit backup and then losing to Cincy with him under center?

After passing up on Wentz and Watson (who lead the league in TD passes) on consecutive years this might have been the best move the front office has ever accomplished.

“You don’t have to warm up if you never cooled down”

Houston is smart, the best way to avoid drowning is to remove the Duane.

Zach Miller: [wakes up in hospital after surgery]

Right, but they don’t want us to know about the rabbit hole that connects the back room of Al Templeton’s diner to 1960, which would present legitimate national security concerns.

Soviet spies actually believed LBJ was behind the killing. Imagine all of today’s children looking at this and thinking LeBron James killed JFK.

“You stole that from me, too.” — Kenyon Martin

Tough Luck that Luck not so Tough?