I thought they banned optical illusions?

Would everyone please just calm down? Trump already met with the President of California a few days ago.

He ought to protest.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

A storied history befitting a team with a racist caricature still on their uniforms.

Honestly, Fuck Yeah Oakland. You’re doing great sweetie.

It was a memorable moment for all 82 in attendance...

Taking a knee is one thing. But all those baseball players grabbing their crotches and spitting during the anthem was mighty disrespectful.

West Coast, Best Coast.

You skipped Planet X....Drew Magary’s over proportioned head.

Who’s playing Lamotta if his story ever gets a movie?

“And let’s face it, how many free agents are going to come here? They’re not.”

Sorry man. One day the Yankees’ ship will come in.

I think I saw this film. Spoiler alert, in the end: dude calls his shot, surprises everyone with a two-out bunt, and magically beats out the throw to first.

Says the guy who quit the league to take a cushy studio job.

Smart move. Only a few hours until the Sharks arrive.

In retaliation I hope Christian Hackenberg is in charge of delivering all of the relief supplies.

Let’s take football games played by teenagers a little more seriously.

—Everyone who ever loaned money to Ric Flair

Another missed opportunity for GM Danny Ainge....