I chose my health over the “team”. They chose money over me.

Will there ever be a Marvel: Zombies movie? I want this to happen in my lifetime.

CABOCHE STRAIGHT!

If the other jockeys don’t nickname this guy “Mongo” when he gets back, there is no justice in the world. An exploding candygram would be a nice touch.

They should take Caboche out back and shoot him, and let all the horses watch.

But if the horse kneeled in protest he’d be the adhesive to some 3rd graders diorama in the following week.

Caboche only pawn in game of life.

Their new spokesman is eager to get back to work. Apparently the time off has been “Ruff!”

Dude is on the short path to ending up like his brother Patrick.

Oof. Apparently you’re not a believer that people can evolve, OSR.

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

The real question is how’d she get that thing over the knuckle?

Looks like her last knuckle on her ring finger might of had some issue with the engagement.

Heckler: Good? Im Better than Evra!

Two seasons in a row. Cubs, ‘stros. (lol Sixers...)

For all the times every down and out franchise said “trust the system,” it finally paid off...

Anymore of a nutless act by Lance and I’d assume we were watching a Michelob Ultra commercial.

Welcome back Orange Zig-Zag!

In the words of an alleged world leader, you knew what you signed up for!

This is one of those few moments in Brown’s fandom we should be commending their incompetence. Can you imagine taking on Cincy’s shit backup and then losing to Cincy with him under center?