“You don’t have to warm up if you never cooled down”

Houston is smart, the best way to avoid drowning is to remove the Duane.

Zach Miller: [wakes up in hospital after surgery]

Right, but they don’t want us to know about the rabbit hole that connects the back room of Al Templeton’s diner to 1960, which would present legitimate national security concerns.

Sharks, uh, find a way.

Soviet spies actually believed LBJ was behind the killing. Imagine all of today’s children looking at this and thinking LeBron James killed JFK.

Wrap it up, everyone! Remi Paluszak says this was not in fact a dire situation. Put those women back on that boat and let’s all just move on.

It’s psychologically grueling to be stuck in a boat without clear hope of rescue, surrounded by sharks, even if you’re not under an immediate physical threat.

“You stole that from me, too.” — Kenyon Martin

Your lack of Orlando disturbs me.

Tough Luck that Luck not so Tough?

I thought they banned optical illusions?

Oooo BanHammer should be Hulk & Thor’s celebrity couple name!

Would everyone please just calm down? Trump already met with the President of California a few days ago.

He ought to protest.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

A storied history befitting a team with a racist caricature still on their uniforms.

It was a memorable moment for all 82 in attendance...

Taking a knee is one thing. But all those baseball players grabbing their crotches and spitting during the anthem was mighty disrespectful.

West Coast, Best Coast.