That’s just wrong. Ejection isn’t enough. Kick him out for the season. Suspend the whole team for a season. Heck, reinstate their death penalty.

He’s not at all bothered by this. Now he can devote more time to his start up video game company.

Blessed are the pie makers...

Hit em with the Hein!

he killed on Howard Stern earlier this week:

Dirty Work is a very underrated movie.

Curt Schilling would start a petition to make a statue of the moment.

He’d probably gain percentage points. He’d gain more if he dropped cunt somewhere in there.

Pilot - “Good luck.”

Meh. Been done already.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

I knew it! The entire planet was once ruled by skeleton people!

Seriously, Tom, can you guys please fucking focus on what really matters: did he stand respectfully during the pledge of allegiance or not?

She really could have used a pile of guns to cushion her fall.

It’s really got to be hard to be your father’s second choice for a date.

I knew of another Jewish man who pontificated to the masses, regardless of religious belief. That man turned out to be a pretty great guy.

Sniper in the trees!!!

For any other situation having video evidence that he didn’t touch anything is a blessing. Sunday Night Playoff Basketball? Not so much.

He will not get to mate come spring.