Still think I need a brain?

Please students for a sake of a healthy and safe college atmosphere stop trying to have sex with the basketball team.

People say he was acting but that is one of the best Officer and a Gentlemen impression you could ever see on a soccer field.

It's this really good dry humor comedy with Zach Galifanakis (guessing on his spelling) and Louie Anderson (who plays his mother).

Well done.

Yeah, but it was a Pitcher this time, not a Catcher

Ono you didn’t!

Thank god he didn’t appeal. In New York Chapman’s rarely get another shot after you fire off 4 or 5.

Seriously though, Costco dogs are like full Polish sausages for $2 on a bun.

Sam’s Club has a Dog that would make Chris Jones blush.

Well la di da. Look at sir with his members only hotdogs. Us plebes cannot compete.

Last time I had a Costco dog they were still Hebrew National.

Please tell me you've seen Baskets.

What are you talking about? How else to do eat your hot dog heathen?

Don’t press on Mrs. Lee. Cause when the going gets tough Lee presses on!

Having waited on Jerry Rice a couple times I’m pretty sure someone from his camp will be coming for that $37.

This could have been much worse, given the number of Madison students who exercise their Second Amendment rights.

14 second mark. That’s why you didn’t make the football team Tanner!

It would have been a shocker for Schefter but JPP’s thumb couldn’t reach the stink.

I’m sure a poster of the Magic Mike XXL cast would do nicely.