Gabriel....You totaled Brad!!!

SB nation should just go back to what is does very well. Watching twitter feeds and reporting on what Steph Curry had for breakfast today.

If we get a UT or TCU rape, robbery or racial slur story today somebody better have Bingo in the Texas Failing Institutions Editon

Not good. This will set indoor plumbing in Louisiana back another 30 years.

+1 Surrender Monkey.

Furthering my suspicion that anyone with more than one diacritical mark in their name should be considered evil and sent off to a reconditioning camp.

2024? Isn’t that their combined age?

Chris Christie gave the exact same answers about his own lost tonight.

Crotch prisons? I think not!

I bet all of you fucking weirdos don’t wear underwear either.

Hang on, are we supposed to be laundering all the sheets every other week?

Love the JD reference!

I started this whole disgusting thread just to summon you Lady Kerr!

Whatever, Leave me alone.

I know JD too. Disgusting that he doesn’t wash his sheets. He’s too busy mumbling his way through life, collecting spoons and eating Filet O’ Fish sandwiches.

My wife and I don’t use sheets, we just have blankets and comforter. We change the comforter cover every time we change the fitted sheets, but that isn’t every two weeks, because we hate laundry because it’s not in our apartment =/.

Pictured: Someone who owns multiple duvets.

Thank God you are here. We need you to stay forever. These menz are reverting to caveman behavior. Without you, they’ll be helpless flagellates by the end of the year.

Don’t be a sheet.