Two Duvet’s? How’s life in the White House FLOTUS

I used to sleep on a fitted with one comforter, maybe an extra blanket if it was cold. Washed my sheets like twice a year.

As the wife of a husband who refuses to accept the wonderment of top sheets, we compromise with a duvet cover that gets washed weekly.

Depends if this person mumbles like a mental patient and has an addiction to webcam girls. But only a total deviant would be that vile.

Jolie Kerr just had a seizure.

I’m not gonna get into Big Sheet Economics with you. Just remember there’s only a three letter difference between sheets and sheeps. Don’t be a sheep fest. Don’t be a sheep. #NotPartOfTheSystem

Follow up to the sheet question. If you went with blanket and comforter instead of sheets are you obliged by clean man law to wash that blanket every two weeks? 1 week? I knew a guy named J.D. who didn’t wash his sheets for over a year. He’d eat McDonald’s in bed, pretty disgusting.

Peace mode

Who says he doesn’t deserve to be an All-Star? That’s some All-Star game defense right there.

Someone had to go there, and you did it well. +1

And when it all boils down to it, isn’t revenge against friends what really matters the most?

:)

It’s contagious

Can we all agree that “Anti-Aging” clinics are just a fresh way to get designer drugs? I mean looking back at it all now, between the Balco, that MLB report that had all the dopers names, that shady Florida clinic that A-Rod went to (Go Yanks), and now this. The common denominator is sleazy anti-aging or health…

Shit, man.

15 years ago my friends pranked me really hard that I won the DC shoes monthly giveaway by calling my house and acting like they were from DC. I was suckered really good and got laughed at for weeks. So I wrote DC an email telling them about this story and how I should win it for real and punk those guys right back. I…

Fuck man, he was one of the guys that got me into BMX all those years ago.

I wonder if falling a lot during his career led to CTE and depression.

He finally threw something that connected

“I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.”

They just threw a bunch of letter blocks on a table and chose the ones that landed inside a circle, didn’t they?