Those are the best jokes! May I introduce you to 500 Days of Kristin?

Apparently Bromley lured the woman with the text “Grand Theft Auto and chill?”

This still remains the worst moment in Plano East Athletics history:

This is certainly bad by any measure, but maybe Bromley just misinterpreted what Billy Ocean was singing about.

Get it. I bought one right before Christmas for $900 and I’m not even mad I missed this price drop.

Get it. I bought one right before Christmas for $900 and I’m not even mad I missed this price drop.

I just feel bad for the guy. Nobody puts MBA in their title unless they are struggling to find work.

I love stuff too.

I love stuff too.

If Dodge had any sense at all they’d buy the naming rights to the stadium.

1996 - “Told Dad he gave a great performance in Broken Arrow. Dad told me it’s best to forget he was ever in Broken Arrow.”

Maybe I’m weird, but that’s not even close to my first thought when these monstrosities come up:

man, I hate that! I swear, 75% of the time, I incorrectly guess the method to use and I get looked at stupidly. It’s like the same success rate as plugging in a USB cable.

How many times has DFS PR Director Justine Sacco “given the tour” to new hires? She probably makes them strap up, cause she doesn’t want AIDS.

But if both endzones say Broncos, how will Peyton Manning know which endzone to not throw touchdowns to?

Why would a Golden God need a Golden Globe?

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Just don’t buy it as some “starter car” for your kid. Dennis Reynolds will unleash his rage on you if you buy a Range Rover as a starter car

Whom do I have to fellate on twitter to get a CarMax warranty on it?

I know I’m in the grays on Deadspin, but I saw this recently, and I hope you watch it.