Now before everybody ask, Yes, those are weird looking graphics no one can read. Yes, you’re not supposed to read them. And yes, people in the state of Georgia can’t read so they arbitrarily put up random letters to form incoherent words because if they don’t it’s just one more unemployed resident playing powerball…

One of the boys was throwing down.....

Blue Cookie Monster birthday cakes will do that too. Do you know how many parents call the doctor with “blue poop disease” after their kid went to Chuck E Cheese’s the day before?

We are creatures of routine. Some just need to deny it to feel superior.

oh my god i have enough butt problems already and like my digestive system works on hyper warp speed or some fucking shit... anyway, long story short, i ate a red velvet cupcake once and a couple of hours later i fucking thought i needed to go to the hospital until i realized that was the culprit

never forget

Counterpoint:

Im a lumberjack #2 sitting down, then turn around and split that log with #1!

This is one of the best comments I’ve ever seen.

Oddly enough, the life sized bronze statue will in fact weigh less than the real Shaq.

i guess white babies can’t jump either

I thought I was having a colitis episode after a Faygo RedPop slurpee. Even tho I was wrong, I am too scared to drink that shit now.

He doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells!

I’m one hundred percent with you. QM into MWI is my guilty pleasure too, and I at times genuinely wonder if eventually I will learn that it’s true simply by living well beyond all possibility, and that, in turn, so will everyone else in the universe in their own experience.

Well, gosh, dammit, I’m going to have to follow you now.

the motherfucker picked up that one touching the floor and ate it.

That crinkling sound was him opening the crackers, which he then PUT DOWN ON THE FLOOR.

Places to watch an NFL game ranked:

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.