Barcelona are is unreal right now.

I just hope they don’t send him to the Brewers.

Should of been a foul

wait, how can you type if you can't read?

Have you ever heard him speak?

The one time the height chart would have been nice to have in the mugshot background. Jeez.

“AND THE CAT’S IN THE CRADLE

“Too soon.”

Wait, isn’t this double jeopardy?

Shut up, Chris. Specialists only speak when spoken to.

“If we can’t play decent football in this town, nobody will.” - the 49ers

I have a West Indian co-worker who keeps a bottle of weed rum (I know, wheels within wheels on the stereotypes there) in her kitchen at all times and chastises me every time I get a winter cold because apparently, if I drank that stuff every day (every day with breakfast) instead of smoking joints, I would literally…

“Clean slide.”

The Sixers are such losers they’ll even find a way to lose at losing, and will win so as to ultimately lose. Those losers.

“This was not a big issue until someone brought it up on television. Now I’m sitting answering questions about it.”

As a Yankee fan, all I can say is what a gigantic loser and a disgrace to the game of baseball this guy is. I’m really sick of this clown and everything he does. Seriously, get Stephen Drew off the fucking field.

Pretty dangerous in Detroit too - if you’re out, you better be home blyleven.

Real quick, before you go- how far can you punt a football?

A/C just needs a charge.