My hands are busy...

No your Honor, it was two youts.

Shit, did he eat Chipper Jones?!

Well... in my household (wife and I), we're solidly above the middle class for California (we live in West LA), but I guarantee you that on just $120k/year, you'd be pretty strapped for money or doing much more than going to work, paying off student loans, and occasionally buying a few things like food. as rent for a…

Geez, was it shot from Mozambique also?

finally.

Bo knows Bro no knows Bo

Seems legit to me.

Remember that one for the retirement home!

If Corbin Sr. were here he'd tell the story of how Junior sharpie penned a full beard on him while sleeping the night before April fools. He'd also tell you about the terrible April fools morning he had trying to remove it with iron wool while preparing for a job interview after being unemployed for 1 year.

My 1.5 year old smelled like she crapped her diaper.

My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.

After failing to identify the QB spy, Winston glared at the Air Marshal for an extended period of time, leading some to criticize him further for staring down the safety.

IT COULD EVEN BE A BOAT!

I see Edward Furlong, some Jimmy Fallon and even a bit of Ray Liotta in that mug. The Liotta comes in at the lip lick.

Why is he wearing his Laker Uniform to an Elite Eight Game?

That is TWO TIME NBA CHAMPION Adam Morrison

That's an extraordinarily poor reading of my argument. Almost as if you're new to baseball or something.