It's not so easy to keep the Mexicans on the other side of that line, now is it?

That spray has actually been used in MLS for years. Which explains why you had never heard of it.

Pictured above: Dead Guy

Looks like a lot of artists collaborated with the word fuck.

Oasis——————-> Donkey Balls

These power cords give you the purest, best power possible! No other power cords deliver power to these appliances like these do! If you use any other brand, you won't get the best performance possible out of your dryer!!!

I got 10/9, but I had to make up an extra bullet point because I'm special.

AS FOR YOU, TODD

It will be fun to watch. One thing: It will make more sense to celebrate the 2018 World Cup in this thing than in Qatar.

400 billion? Deal's off...I'm still suing

NBA JAM Scott Skiles begs to differ

"Very interesting, Dr. Ellenberg. But have you done any studies on cold feet, by chance?"

Rudich had hoped to have Ray Rice come out and give his blessing, thinking that would really knock her off her feet.

I can already tell these two are getting divorced, as the guy is clearly treating it like a practice marriage.

Obligatory comment about how that's not the way to shoot video. In this case, it cost Harbaugh a lot of screen time.

Marry/F/Kill:

i attended graduate school at the san francisco art institute, and the studios were located in the dogpatch. this was right after they finished the 3rd street rail line, and the huge modern buildings started going up. it was kind of eerie—like a partial ghost town of urban planning. it was also crazy because you had…

Must be hard for these people to sleep soundly in SF knowing that their first born is gone....