McQueary did not tell the players who had abused him

I'd no-call too if I was watching a Maverick hold 'em.

But the flowers are still standing.

So there's that.

SCIENCE SHOWS THAT THE UNIVERSE CANNOT BE ETERNAL because it could not have sustained itself eternally due to the law of entropy (increasing net energy decay, even in an open system). Einstein showed that space, matter, and time all are physical and all had a beginning. Space even produces particles because it’s…

"Yes."

As a Charger fan, I'll be the first to admit that Peyton and Co. are a damn good offense. But 10 points at home? Come on. The Broncos won by 8 on the road and lost by 7 at home to the Chargers, who have since returned healthy key players to the lineup in Jarret Johnson and Melvin Ingram. Von Miller is also out, and…

Gotta hand it to Jameis Winston, he saw something he wanted and he just went and took it despite a persistent defense that had been denying him all night.

Remember, this isn't your grandpa's headlight we're talking about. Laser's don't just "pop" or go out. Hell, even LEDs outlast "traditional" headlights/instrument lights. It's the simple progression of technology.

Well of course he did. That's the number one thing these preverted ka-weers like to do, get some kinda weird sex lube and rub it all over each other's glistening, shaved chests, and tight abdomens, and taut buttocks, working that thick, luscious foam into a whirling frenzy as they take their sinner man parts and rub…

If Florida State has a weakness it's the fact that they have blown everyone out. They have yet to play in a close game. If Auburn can hang close, or even get a lead in the second half, how will the Seminoles react? Auburn knows how to win a pure dog fight. Florida State may be able to, but they haven't had to prove…

A model, idiot!

Its nice to see post-lesbian Kelly McGillis got work on Sportcenter.

I'm not sure what part of that made the guys from Century 21 come in and try to sell her a house.

The Packers—the Packers!—still have 7,500 seats remaining

Helpful mnemonic device: when struggling to remember if it's "Jets rite of passage" or "Jets write of passage", keep in mind that if Geno Smith is involved, there won't be a W.

luckily for the QB, he will probably get to stay in-state when the Browns draft him solely for that pass

OBG: I'm feeling the urge to say Dockett

Tiny Tim needs to get the fuck over it already.