I'm sorry, but professional athletes are regularly protected from criminal prosecution under the guise that they're playing "professional sports."

Oh look, the baby is crowning.

Andrea Bargnani thought about jumping to help J.R. Smith's defense, but ended up just watching.

you don't actually eat the pussy, Mr. Ford.

Rob Ford: [enters drunken stupor]

He seems to be pretty fond of Chinese food, I'm sure he's eaten pussy at some point.

He did go off-record as stating he has "abused her crack", giving a wink and a nudge, leaving reporters wondering just what exactly in the fuck he meant by that.

"I've got more than enough to eat at home. Clearly! [chuckles] My kids, however, have all starved to death."

No way. Not with that glorious salad of his.

So how long before someone blames this on head trauma?

Well the color scheme on that sign makes it pretty obvious where it was borrowed from

I wonder if they will use TNT.

Raiders-Texans line is bound to move left. 3 1/2 by Sunday.

Eligible or not, Ward should know better than to dress up in a costume featuring blackhands.

Two guys on the right look like they are about half way through the wolf man transformation

That Cowboys fan looks pretty happy for getting absolutely destroyed by the guy standing next to him. Must be hammered.

Funny part is that the babysitter is named Twitter.

Sorry guys, but Fox & Friends cornered the market on showing a couple of assholes on morning TV years ago