I didn't know Drake provided the music for cut scenes for NES fighting games.

Swaaannnnggging

Hm. I'm glad that "klansman123" apparently enjoyed my crack about Kiko Alonso.

If a lack of election is the only reason you're not voting, you're not much of a Illinoisan.

Any things possible in Wisconsin. C'mon Seneca Wallace.

The House GOP immediately filed a motion to terminate Russell, based solely on the fact that Obama embraced this Bill.

Nice... nice... so the new robot can win at rock paper scissors... WHY DON'T YOU BUY US ALL LUNCH THEN, ROOKIE!!!!

The crazy thing to consider is that if Martin hadn't publicly quit the team, we'd hold exactly the same opinion of Incognito as we do now.

I probably should have included the description from the video above:

Defense would have caught it before it hit the ground anyway.

Initial reports are that he was really depressed that Maurice Pouncy's interstate-blue-otterpop running was coming to an end.

If it would have been Tony Romo throwing his tray down nobody would have had an issue with it.

Seeing as it was a joke that set him off, doctors have ruled out the possibility that he was reading the Deadspin comments.

Hockey Jerseys, Making chubby girls look deceivingly skinny since 1969

The few times this clip is relevant.

There would be a picture of my three year old son here, dressed as Marv Albert. But my wife's lingerie is in the wash.

The cockpit, what is it?!

Jeff Fisher: Good luck, we're all counting on you.

"Ohhh, child as sports figure! I had it backwards!"

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.