"I just wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about your team strugg-aling!"

I was imagining their had to be some left turn jokes in here somewhere...I almost had to use my brain and think of one myself...so thank you for preventing that catastrophe.

Here is Neyland Stadium inside BMSW

Nice experiment but I fear this will have taken a "Left" turn for the worst.....followed by another left, then a another left.

It'll be quite refreshing to see an actual sporting event at the Bristol Motor Speedway for once.

"The pistol formation right?"

As a SJSU grad it's nice to see them get any recognition at all but I must admit that's a big eye sore. After I graduated I heard they were thinking about changing the mascot to the phrase "Go, San Jose," or something along those lines. I'm glad they didn't but they do seemed to be infatuated with cartooned proportion…

"yes, definitely...oh you mean play football! haha! i don't know..." - Aaron Hernandez

Between the legs reach around!

Okay, I'll give you that. But I need it to be funny, plus look at that tile....

Wasn't she a Marine (thus the haircut)?

This was better than your first one.

Thanks for the update Brenda. How's Kurt?

Brenda Warner turned nice/glammed up over the last fifteen years.

You can always spot the Mitch by the sterling silver saber-tooth necklace pendant. Or the Kurt Warner wife's hair cut. Your choice.

What is this for I wonder?

Good for the Hoff.

I was certain you'd give this movie a sea

You Owned Limbs Once.

Your argument might be all well and good but you leave out this tidbit: the school wasn't looking for a student when they gave him a scholarship.