My favorite rationalization for Trump voters is, “They aren’t bad people, they just thought they could save a little on their property taxes,” which... property taxes aren’t federal. I guess when the housing market crashes, they may save some money when their $500K house is revalued at $20. Also, how is it less evil…

While as far as I’m concerned the sooner these shits die of tertiary syphilis the better, I don’t want their sexual partners similarly infected, so GO TO PP, DOUCHEBAGS.

Is it “The last time they touched a vagina was when they were born”? What do I win?

THIS is the comment you created Kinja account to write?? Wow.

It’s probably too late to abort them?

My guess is you’re also a fiscal conservative who doesn’t recognize the cost of unwanted children, the corresponding spike in crime rates, the deaths of women who dont have abortion access, the fact that abortions don’t decrease when abortion is inaccessible or illegal, and you’re probabaly against universal…

Mothers who wish they had access to abortion services 18 or so years ago?

“Gynecologists practicing their love for women” was one of my favorite moments.

America should come with an instruction manual ... oh snap! It does! Isn’t it called “The Constitution”, or some such thing?

“We look to have a great relationship with all countries, ideally, unfortunately that won’t necessarily happen, unfortunately probably won’t happen with many countries, but if we could have as we do with Prime Minister May, and the relationship we’ve all developed, and even the short relationship that we’ve just…

The alternative fact of the matter is that he won 95% of the total votes and his approval rating is higher than an adorable kitty hiding in a box of packing peanuts

When more people actually voted for your opponent, it’s hard to rally the proverbial troops under the banner of “look how much support I have!”

Reading about this makes me sick to my stomach. Fuck any MAN who told me reproductive rights were a distraction issue. Go fuck yourselves with something rusty.

Typical nobummer administration weakness. A REAL president could have negotiated with the waterslide industry to cut slide costs down and get the interstate built. We could have had a fun way to get to work everyday but NOOOOOOOO WELL ALL THATS GONNA CHANGE NOW ISN’T IT