Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.

What’s the best Age to have kids? Never.

Any chance we can see a breakdown of how much money you earned from listing these awesome products? I bought a couple because I needed some, couldn’t refuse the offers on some, and was drunk and made a poor financial decision with a couple. But it would be interesting for a full disclosure about how much money was…

Any chance we can see a breakdown of how much money you earned from listing these awesome products? I bought a…

My sister’s ex used to vape. Didn’t care for him, he was a real FA Cup

You left out the headliner, The Orange Moron himself, President Donald Trump.

I messed up and now I get sent a carton of Mac and Cheese every time someone rings the doorbell.

See, to me, saying someone has a personality disorder absolves them of some responsibility for their actions. If he can be diagnosed, it means he’s sick, and that means he can’t be totally responsible for his actions.

My husband convinced me to buy an Echo Dot around Black Friday and you know... meh. It has a lot of trouble looking up basic search queries and aside from a few games it’s only real usefulness seemed to be in entertaining a friend who found it endlessly hilarious to ask Alexa to add “Barrel of Anal Lube” to my…

“Made in China? Full of chinks and garbage. Sad.”
10 minutes later:
“MSM telling lies about Trump AGAIN! Clearly talking about McD’s poor quality toys. TERRIBLE!”
15 minutes later: I’m just an unburned outline of a human against the chard wall of my old house.

As a Caucasian male, I’m offended...BUT you are paying attention to me and talking about me. I’m conflicted.

I want to insert my usual caution about diagnosing people based on a five-minute reading of the DSM-V...

Mainstream press has, almost without exception, mishandled everything about Donald Trump every step along the way. I pretty much don’t expect anything different now.
I look forward to eventually dying in a nuclear fire because he mistyped some tweet meant to be about McDonald’s lack of quality Happy Meal toys anymore.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

They are God’s children caught in a culture of rap...

I have nothing but respect for The Whites, even though many of them are addicted to opiates and are too lazy to get a job! I have some Whites in my family, they are good people, hard working, respectful! If all The Whites where like The Whites I know, they would be happier.

At 61, Berman plans to rebrand himself as a millennial comedian who doesn’t work blue.

Shazam was the only thing that got me through Mandela’s death.