Fuck Gatlin, and Lewis.

Could it be, I don’t know, that other people’s taste buds are different than yours. Just a thought.

I would’ve thought that the fact that you don’t own a pool would’ve been the biggest reason not to have a pool boy, but I’m not one to judge...

In the Tokyo 2020/Budapest 2024 comebacks, he’ll get to 45.

I was about to say you missed one and it’s 24, but you’re talking Michael Phelps and not the 2016 USA Olympic Team.

Couple of factoids:

1) USA won half the swimming events. 16 out of the 32. No other country had more than 3 gold medals.

IMG going through commenters and forgetting Gourmet Spud and Hatey Mclife was like recounting the 27 yankees and forgetting Ruth and Gehrig. Also big ups to Iracane for doing the dirty work and Sussman for the best puns.

I remember The Might MJD.

They probably, privately hate each other like every other young group of girls.

Now that I know that gambling related names got the gag, it makes a lot more sense. Still a shame, though, playing cards offer so many logo opportunities...

My facebook is full of people complaining about their local news “spoiling” the results. Don’t blame your local news, blame NBC for tape-delaying a live broadcast.

This website about penises and bears is hardly the place to talk about stats.

No shit.........God I miss the days when simple dumbasses like myself could understand the scoring system that went from 1-10.

Now I have to wait five hours for some pink eyed gentleman to explain this new scoring system so I can understand how dominant Team USA was.

What!?! Where the hell is the Spoiler Warning!?! Some of us like to watch our sports 6 hours after they happen in carefully curtailed packets of mass consumption. Now I can’t pretend excitement 11 pm.

To celebrate, everyone in the green pool!!!

I tried Hulu once.

My sources tell me Goodell heard about the horrible conditions a while ago but waited until he had video proof before making such a drastic move.

Will add Bud highlight clips and update!

You think Durant screams OKC a lot? Try waterboarding a Spaniard.