Anyone know if Aukey has a widget for Android devices?  I used to love the one-tap widget for my Wemo smart plug, but it stopped working after an Android update months ago.

Anyone know if Aukey has a widget for Android devices?  I used to love the one-tap widget for my Wemo smart plug,…

You could have stopped after the 11th word.

Yeah, they should count ice cream as candy, too. And popsicles. And...

This is like saying Jeffery Epstein knew more about love than any other person.

I listed a made-up monitoring service. I monitor my credit, so why shouldn’t that count? I’m more reliable than these crooks.

Why do I need to have credit monitoring from another company to opt out of their service? Why would I trust them to monitor my credit? Was this part of the original settlement agreement? Why does this monolith get to maintain my financial records? Can I list a made-up credit monitoring company? 

I miss early Lower Dens. 

Or the US.

Or the US.

I need a friend who can “fix” slot machines.

I have a Pixel 3 and it isn’t showing up for me yet.  :(

One inseam for each waist size? FOH. 

One inseam for each waist size? FOH. 

I wonder if they wore their MSU gear in the courtroom. 

Rapsody is good.

This brings me back.

Yes! This is what they should have focused on for the update. Had they checked with a few users, I’m sure this would have come up.

1) Eat shit.

Those onions on their plain cheeseburgers are about the only thing that might make me visit a McDonalds again.

Perfect

Why would you be in the left lane? You should always be in the right-most lane unless you are actively passing. 

THAT should be the headline.