This is like saying Jeffery Epstein knew more about love than any other person.

I listed a made-up monitoring service. I monitor my credit, so why shouldn’t that count? I’m more reliable than these crooks.

Why do I need to have credit monitoring from another company to opt out of their service? Why would I trust them to monitor my credit? Was this part of the original settlement agreement? Why does this monolith get to maintain my financial records? Can I list a made-up credit monitoring company? 

I miss early Lower Dens. 

Or the US.

Or the US.

I need a friend who can “fix” slot machines.

I have a Pixel 3 and it isn’t showing up for me yet.  :(

One inseam for each waist size? FOH. 

One inseam for each waist size? FOH. 

I wonder if they wore their MSU gear in the courtroom. 

Rapsody is good.

Yes! This is what they should have focused on for the update. Had they checked with a few users, I’m sure this would have come up.

1) Eat shit.

Those onions on their plain cheeseburgers are about the only thing that might make me visit a McDonalds again.

Perfect

THAT should be the headline.

I thought that was basketball.

We could have heard more if Taylor Twellman wasn’t always yelling at us.

That’s what I assumed, but it didn’t work for a recent NBA Summer League game. Maybe there’s another way to sign in that will get me there. I’ll give it a try.

I want to go to your bar.

Is ESPNews even considered TV?