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I remember when Jackson and Farrah died. Yeah, Jackson’s death was a huge deal. I remember thinking Farrah was getting more attention than she deserved. At the 5th time I heard a group of people eulogizing Fawcett, I asked, “Can anyone name one thing she did besides one season of Charlie’s Angels?” Crickets.

TU-154 is not military jet. It might have been used by military choir, but it is passenger plane. The blogger just don’t know.

Winking at someone is creepy. This should Be a technical foul 100% of the time.

I’ve been considering putting an actual bet on it. Whilst, yes, her family and some of us Brits would be sad, she’s very old, she’s recently been requesting access to fund ring fenced for the poor to heat her palace, and we’d all get a national day of mourning to go to the pub, so I don’t feel as much shame as I

70 is pretty old, especially for a guy who at least dabbled in ALL the drugs.

He did not wake me up before he went, went. Another reason to be upset at him besides, you know, dying.

Nice Blacks Allowed

If I saw that guy lined up in the back, my first thought would be “running headstart into a full steam handoff for the outside track.” They didn’t need much for the 1st down, so the risky pass wouldn’t even cross my mind.

This is such a click baity title. The extra point wouldn’t have won them the game anyway. They’d still only be up by one, and arizona’s field goal would’ve yielded the same result

I’m frustrated that I can’t tell if you commenters are being serious or if you’re being jerks to keep me out of your state. >:(

There should be Hinkiebots around here anytime soon tsk-tsking about how the Browns would have been better off losing and thus still having the first pick of the next draft.

Mixon did nothing wrong. Defending yourself from someone physically assaulting you is always acceptable, and any self-described “feminists” complaining about this is a hypocrite.

Alcohol is a preservative....

Athletes in trouble often lean on the word “female” when forced to discuss victims of their crimes, their intimate partners and reporters.

“Why hasn’t Joe Mixon publicly apologized to her yet?”

Like it or not, public attitudes surrounding punishing these types of cases have changed dramatically over the last 3 years. (Basically after the ray rice video backlash).

Just curious: what did they do to sweep it under the rug?

“The results should probably be taken with a grain of salt, because they were only statistically significant (typically in medical research, that means there’s less than a 5 percent chance of the effect happening by chance) if the date ranges were set to the specific ones the researchers used.”

I agree, he should have apologized, said that he was completely civilly liable in the ongoing lawsuit, and pledged 94% of his future earnings in perpetuity towards the settlement. I mean, that’s what everybody should do while they’re being sued, it saves court time.

Fuck your click-bait title...