I miss Flip Wilson!

I guess now he knows how Leann Durham felt when he decided she was the wrong body type for him to male gaze at her at a fancy party that one time or w/e she was upset about.

I don’t get it.

You should think about killing yourself.

The blow to the head is meaningless as he was a runner. The argument for the flag would be that he had given himself up when he began the slide, but it’s a subjective call given that the defender was already launching himself before the Newton began the slide.

My good dude, the defender was already in the process of the tackle when Newton started sliding. The hit also needs to come from the crown of the defender’s helmet. Not the side like Murphy’s.

Why not both? I mean I can’t say from that replay that he did throw the ball at the guy who committed the fine worthy offense but surely if that’s the case then replay the down.

That wasn’t an illegal hit.

Not buying this one. Murphy was already lunging at Newton. His head was on the same plain the whole time as Newton was going down and then their heads collided.

Officials deemed Newton was taunting when he tossed the ball down after the play

I wouldn’t be too concerned. How hard is it to answer phones and make photocopies for the Army?

For fucking real. The problem with all the hoo-ha about recounts and faithless electors, which were NEVER going to change the game, is that it allowed people to stay in their denial phase for wayyyyyyy too long. Time to snap out of it, peeps, and, yes, STOP the crying. An army of weeping willows is not going to win…

Look, I’m just as disappointed in this election’s outcome as anyone. But could we all stop with the fucking crying about it? Seriously, put on your fucking big boy and big girl pants and start figuring out what to do now. Jesus fucking
Christ on a stick.

For the record, “known Twitter commodity” wasn’t a sick burn. It meant that Jake isn’t some “random dude.” Those of us in the Twin Cities know Jake, most of us like him. He’s respectable and has a good relationship among the media people in town and other prolific Twitter accounts. He has credibility, which is why…

Jezebel:

And...to be fair I’ve lost track of where I’m supposed to stand on Russia anymore

Yeah. Radical Islam actually kills people. Meanwhile muslims in Europe may get a mean comment from some idiots. Boo hoo. I care about actual victims here, who are dead, about their families, their friends. About the victims of this attack who will be traumatized. Not about some “poor muslims who have such a hard…

Local reporters and national sports reporters took this and ran with it. CBS Sports published a blogpost on it, as did Yahoo Sports. 

Once they got caught, they acted like assholes. But I see nothing wrong with exposing 21st century media for the lazy mob they often are.

uh...so it’s the fault of these guys that news outlets didn’t do their homework?