Nine.

Why do kids these days initiate handshakes with adults they have just met? I find myself put off by it. Shouldn't they wait to see if the adult offers first? I was raised to believe that offering one's hand to an adult was overly bold.

Coconut oil?

I had one kid in my early 20s. We just never got around to having another. I can't speak for everyone, but being completely done with paying for college by the time we were 45 was pretty great.

If so, they will be Gawker readers. People at Gawker are embarrassingly Anglophilic.

ALL male bosses really do talk over women in meetings. There is no way to bullshit about that.

He was pretty awful.

I'm out, obviously, but let me know if you think of one.

There's a famous murder in Michigan where a woman killed her husband with a hatchet (I think). He was a former auto exec, she was a teacher.

I have three nephews who would die on the spot if this happened ... Of happiness!

I picked "Creep," and had a sense it would doom me. But I almost picked "Tambourine Man." Who doesn't like that song?

Me too.

The problem with anecdotes is that everyone has one. I have lost 50 pounds since February 2012. My cholesterol dropped like a rock, my blood sugar (formerly slightly high) is in the basement and my blood pressure is now normal. I have kept the weight off.

The infamous blue dress was a size 12 a number of years ago. She's also busty, and busty women wear bigger sizes.

It always drove me nuts that people would say she was fat and ugly. She was always Middle-American-normal size wise. Plus, her hair, skin and eyes are fantastic. By any normal standard, she was and is, a pretty woman.

Is it now officially true that The Simpsons has done every possible human idea? Because, I think it has!

Actually, we spend way more than other countries.

I was appalled at the poor writing skills of my daughter's elementary school teachers.

I am happily married to a kind, gentle, strong, successful guy, who also supports MY success. Sorry your life is so shitty and that you hate one half of the human race.

The following was a million years ago, but is true: