I honestly believe that US forces should be nowhere except in the USA; this includes our presence in Europe.

DangerTits, I would think boobs would be very worrisome to you. I mean, yours are a peril.

Old people are a remarkable amalgam of grandparental generosity and terrified selfishness. I trust in that and you should too.

Everyone thought Social Security would be gone by now, in the 1980s. I swear, NO ONE thought it would still be around 30 years later. But it is, and it will be. Really.

Oh definitely. Mr. Lurk is very attractive to me, but a lot of old dudes are gross and scary.

Also in my fifties. I have a second ass growing under my first one. My eyes are asymmetrical. I'm drooping in places I didn't think could droop.

I am utterly indifferent to all children who are not the kids of close friends and family. Indeed, I want to run from them in groups. I find kids tedious and boring.

Anna, I am by no means an indulgent college teacher, but even at that level, we can be persuaded to give a student a break if very bad circumstances are clear—and if the student acts quickly.

I HATE the Oxford comma.

My egg man is Amish. He does none of the things you describe. I pay about three bucks for his eggs.

I used to be a Skyler hater, until the most recent episodes, when I realized just how good Gunn is.

That dress was a nightmare. It looked like something sprung from a gross misunderstanding of '80s fashion.

Too true! When will women learn that most of us cannot pull that off. And when I learned Pippa's age, I was shocked. I assumed she was on her late 30's.

I remain mystified that this extremely ordinary girl, whose behind is no better than that of any well toned young woman, is considered beautiful.

I deal with first-year college students who were traumatized by bully teachers every year. It makes my job much harder.

Thank you. I am a writing teacher. You can end a sentence with a preposition.

Your point is fair. My goof was probably best kept off of this site. But I really don't believe smaller men are lesser in any way. Apologies!

That never goes away. I'm am old, and Ann still horrified at the idea that my mom and dad can't live that much longer. But they are quite healthy, even at 80 plus.

Sending a hug!

According to the site, my kid will see me and her dad over 300 times before we die. That would scare her!!!!