Like most parents, I'd rather have a total stranger care for me than my kid. My parents feel the same way. We all really love each other, but would prefer care from strangers. I think lots of people feel that way.

I have to assume you are joking, but in cause you are not, please do not have one. Kids should not be born with a job to do.

Honestly, kids really suck your soul and your wallet. I would not trade one minute of the life of our glorious daughter. She's a grown up and really, a better human being than we ever could have dreamed. But we would be so much richer financially, my mind boggles.

Funny and just a little obscure. Well played.

Thank you, Shaman. I thought he was weird from "Risky Business" on. I actually tried to like him, because he was in so many otherwise good movies But he's awful. Lots of people I know agree with that (and that was before the sofa jumping).

Bingo!

Are you a self-loathing Anglophile American or a sad citizen of some once-powerful country like the UK? It's one or the other.

The NCAA isn't harming Happy Valley. Sandusky, Paterno, et al, are the ones who injured State College. More importantly, they hurt dozens of children. What's more, who knows how many children and their families were irreparably harmed by Sanduksy's perversion and Paterno's indifference? The damage could easily spread…

I am trying to get my newly single older sister to dip into the younger man pool. At what age to dudes get totally turned off to older ladies? I am hoping the answer is never. My sister believes that at 50, she is "invisble" to all men. Even those her own age.