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Post Malone is what happens when Black people continually gas up a White person for correctly performing a popular Black dance move or singing on pitch to a Black classic or knowing a Good Times reference or some shit. Stop humoring this shit and it’ll go away for good.

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I’ve done sales and marketing for almost 2 decades and her ask is not crazy. People need to get out of their, “I hate youtubers, influencers, millennials, or whatever” bubbles and realize that this is a young woman who was just trying to run her business like she’s been told it should be run probably by people above

Damn, Wanda Sykes was offered only 250K?

King Johnson, your journal entry is spot-on. Good job.

Because we’re in The Bad Place.

This whole show is a molestation apocalypse. Her boyfriend, then the father of 2 of her kids, then the ex-husband of her other child’s father’s wife. Are there any men even remotely connected to this family and show who are not touching children?

“These remarks are ignorant and disturbing and in no way reflect the values of The University of Alabama. The University prides itself in inculcating a genteel form of racism in its students; this mission is undermined by such overt, vulgar displays. We do not condone it.”

Alternate possibility: she has dumb, rich parents who are paying out-of-state rates to send her to what is not an especially prestigious university, and isn’t even all that close to either a beach or a ski slope.

Exactly, the normalcy of this story was the most depressing part to me. I immediately dismissed her claims of sexual assault like “oh girl, this is just dating in your 20s, get used to it.” And then I realized how sad that was. I think we have a generation of men who grew up inundated with hardcore porn and

In Maryland they love “Town Centers” in place of malls (or “Towne Centres” depending on their level of douchiness). Big outdoor areas with a quaint little “main street” with benches and a fountain and shit like that, usually with a traffic circle or two thrown in for good meausure. Along that main drag you’ve got a

Virginia. Especially that part.

“But he’s part woman!” from Kate Winslet made me particularly gag.

I’d wager Beckham still doesn’t know who she is.

Pictured: her illegitimate granddaughter from the “colonies.”

It took all of one day for his extended family to try some shit. I was so happy for her, but now I really hope Meghan covers her ears when they start clinking spoons in their tea.

I’m a little disappointed that when I clicked on the headline for this article, the entire body wasn’t just the word: “Yes.”

SIXTY THREE PERCENT OF WHITE WOMEN VOTED FOR A PEDOPHILE.

Unpopular opinion: I liked Mother!

I found this bone-chilling. Like finding out Voldemort knows your address.