He’s not fooling anyone, he’s a Republican, so to have a chance against him, we’ll have to give the democratic nomination to Vin Diesel. Shit, we really are a Banana Republic now.

So, passports at the ready, yes?

They didn’t just fire him. He found out with the rest of us by seeing it on tv while he was speaking to a group of FBI agents, according to the NY Times. Sigh.

Posted in another thread but this is from his statement and ISNT OMINOUS AT ALL

He absolutely deserved to be fired for what he did to Clinton. But let’s not kid ourselves that he was fired for that reason. He was fired because Trump is afraid that Comey is on to something. This is beyond Watergate levels of corruption. We need a special independent prosecutor to oversee that investigation. …

Quit picking on me, feminists!

I’m going to fucking die: “Rename your Anxiety Excitement.”

A couple years old but loved this video with Timothy Simons:

Dear Universe, were I bequeathed of such a fortune as the Hiltons possess, I promise I will make better use of it. I will do a little happy dance simply for being able to pay all of my bills, each month. I will give much of it away. I will sip coffee in bed feeling peace, gratitude, and thankfulness. I will tend my…

The yellow flag with the snake on it is the Gadsden flag. It’s from the Revolutionary War and was an early motto flag for the Continental Marines.

All the bottles are still white, tho.

I just want you filthy people to wash your legs. We’ll worry about scents at a later date.

I’ve been thinking a LOT about this lately (and when I say “lately”, I’m talking heavy rumination on and off for about 5 years). Anyhow, an idea has formed and keeps taking shape, but it’s this: our current culture (especially the last 20 years, i.e. the internet/tabloid years) is obsessed with attainment. I’m not…

Missy Peregrym in Stick It (31% Rotten Tomatoes).

I watched Pearl Harbor for Josh Hartnett, not Affleck. I’ve watched it a few times.

So... Is this polyamory? I’m not 100% clear on all of the terms but based on the clip it seems that Peter is in a relationship with both women, but they’re not in a relationship with each other- which seems more like bigamy/polygamy?

He looks like a college lax bro who was the best player on his team in high school, but third-string at best in college, so he drowns his existential misery in cheap beer and nachos.

Sure I’d do anything to meet Ja Rule!

I know its supposed to be pronounced “fire”, but i keep reading it as “fry”. Then i get confused/hopeful that this was a french fry festival and wonder how they would fuck that up.