Lena Dunham’s dress is way better looking up close. I really like it on her and I usually hate her red carpet choices.

RIHANNA IS THIS BITCH. THAT BITCH. EVERY BITCH.

It also looks like he’s trying so hard to look like Scott, and failing so miserably.

I would really like a _My Super Sweet 16: Where are they now?_ with all the original spoiled brats.

And when they get on, they leave your ass for a White girl.” 

I reacted to this story in much the same way as the Frelee the Banana Girl saga, in that I don’t understand who any of these people are or what is happening, but I can’t stop reading.

“The voice of the average, blue-collar American isn’t necessarily represented in Hollywood.”

I was in Gouda yesterday. The city of Gouda. There’s a shop there that sells marijuana  cheese.

“But... but you’ll die alone!”

In all seriousness, Ina Garten has my dream life. She has a pilot’s license, worked in the White House, and divides her time between the Hamptons and Paris. I’ll take all of that over kids any time.

I do genuinely dislike children and I’m not afraid to tell people that. It’s usually the only thing that shuts them up about it. Although I do frequently get the “it’s different when they’re your own” response. Maybe stop telling me how to live my life.

I had a mentor who openly told me over dinner once that she never wanted children because she liked art & travel more than children. She’s awesome.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on a car.

“But who will take care of you when you are older?” 

An army of health care professionals that I will be able to afford because I didn’t spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to send junior to a liberal arts school for 6 years to get a degree they can’t use.

This is because the moment you say you don’t want kids, everyone exclaims, “But don’t you love babies! Babies are so cute! Children will make you a real human being! I never loved until I had a child! Your decision is very bad because kids are so great!”

Rude people live everywhere. Mr. Portas and I chose to have only 1 child. People constantly asked when we were having another. After I said we weren’t planning anymore they had no problem telling me how bad for a child it was not to have siblings. That only children were spoiled, socially awkward, blah, blah, blah. I…

It’s not really an aggressive, shame-y kind of pressure, but more of a “tick tock!” kinda thing from grinning busybodies. Usually accompanied with a heaping side of “Oh you’ll change your mind! Don’t wait too long!”.

I don’t hate kids, I just don’t enjoy their company.

We decided not to have children. I really appreciate that other people do and we will always have friends that have children that we are close to but It was a choice I made very early.