So, years ago, before I ever heard of Adventure Time, I came across Bravest Warriors and it was good.  Then I found Adventure Time on Netflix and watched that.  Then Adventure Time disappeared from Netflix.  AND I FORGOT ABOUT BRAVEST WARRIORS!  Why did I forget about Bravest Warriors?

A friend of mine has an ex who had previously dated his younger brother, then later married his older brother.  She basically worked through that family in ascending order of age.  We used to joke that she’d be after his dad next.

This is probably the most devastated I’ve ever been to hear about the destruction of something I’d never heard of before.  So much history and knowledge lost.  It’s unbearable.  

Curses! Our plan to get T’Challa on the England cricket team has been uncovered!

That’s cool, I guess, but I think these kind of games just look wrong in hi-res. They need to be pixellated to capture that early 90s arcade feel. Maybe I’m being nostalgic, but what is Streets of Rage 4 if not nostalgic?

They’re still in print and in bookstores, so I assume someone is reading them.  I read the whole trilogy in 2012 (I’m 36).  Admittedly, I was challenging myself to read 52 books in a year, and the foundation books had the advantage of being quite short.  

Why does it even particularly matter if life on Earth survives or not? Life on Earth only has value because sentimental humans attach value to it. The universe doesn’t give a shit either way.

There is basically zero chance that this show won’t be a massive steaming pile of crap.  

I’m afraid I never quite got the fuss over Dune.  I always found it a bit silly.

What an utterly moronic article.  

“We believe in equality and tolerance, despite ranking No. 1 on the list of the most racist countries in the world.”

What a stupid comment. British remembrance of the Battle of Britain has fuck all to do with its role in determining the course of the war. It was about preventing Britain being invaded and conquered. Paris needed to be liberated, but London didn’t.

So, basically, you’re going with ridiculous and unfounded stereotypes that you made up in your head.

They can call it what they like, but it will always be Boaty McBoatFace to me.

I have to say, I didn’t realise Three Lions had gone away.  I thought it still got wheeled out at every major tournament, although I haven’t actually paid attention to one since 2006 or so.

What the fans wanted was Luke running the Jedi Council, overseeing a new generation of knights and investigating some shadowy new threat.

To be honest, I always had trouble regarding the “aliens” in Star Trek as aliens at all.  

If you removed penalties, defending would be too easy. The game already has a very low scoring rate compared to almost all other sports, and this would make it much worse. It would also be completely impossible for referees to adjudicate on what constitutes a clear scoring chance.

I think most of their other goals were from free kicks and corners, which are considered ‘set pieces’ and not ‘open play’, although it beats me why people are so obsessed with open play. Goals is goals.

Gareth Southgate is basically now the coach from every underdog sports movie ever.