Ah, the Matrix. Too bad they never made any sequels.

Keep enjoying that FREEDOM, America...

Garnish to what you want, maybe.

Is “reaching towards his waistband” now America’s leading cause of death?

I have four sisters, so I assume this is why my Dad’s bathroom is overflowing with shampoo even though he’s as bald as an egg.

The Y-Wing is the Fairey Swordfish of Star Wars. Obsolete before the war began, slow as hell, yet somehow one of the most successful Allied aircraft of the war.

You didn’t need more than 30 mins.

If we’re making WWII aircraft to Star Wars ship comparisons, the Y-Wing is totally the Fairey Swordfish.

The sad part is, he actually does believe all his other characteristics are desirable too, he just rates wealth above everything.

I always skip the weather. Not for any political reasons - I just don’t want to listen to shitty indie bands.

Breath of Fire Ryu should be higher.

80-year-old me: Work harder!

Haven’t played an AC game in a long time, but I see they’re now on the stupid JRPG bandwagon of having little numbers pop out whenever you hit something. God I hate games that do that.

I wish I had more nightmares. Mostly I just have boring dreams about not being able to find something at the supermarket. Nightmares are a highlight. The ones about being in the water with giant sharks all around me are the best. I also had one where I was shot and was bleeding out and was convinced I was dead. Good…

A pity it’s too late for those dollars to be spent on your education.

Every time I see stupid shit like this, my high horse gets higher. I can hardly see the ground anymore. You all look like ants to me.

Except you don’t see that in Europe, because healthcare isn’t rationed by bureaucrats anywhere except Republican propaganda.

Are these supposed to be in order? I assumed they weren’t, because Jurassic Park is an order of magnitude better than anything else on this list.

Have there really been so few decent sci-fi movies in the last 35 years? Most of these are crap.

So, what you’re saying is, not enough actors are typecast. I somewhat agree. Imagine what it would be like if William Shatner was in everything for the last 50 years?