Another tidbit about makeup—a bit applied with clean hands is fine. Using those dirty makeup brushes is asking for trouble.

The Neutrogena hand cream unscented version.

I can only recommend Dove soap and Cetaphil cream.

Just as long as you aren't spritzing the Bach's Rescue Remedy in my face, carry on.

Heh. You might get the white patchy look if you sweat too much. Just rub it back in. Apply more.

AmLactin is incredible! I cannot recommend this enough.

Tried that. My feet would just sweat and the tape would shift. Maybe that works for smaller warts?

After spending a small fortune on salicylic acid pads for a very deep plantar wart, I found a chapstick-like tube of the stuff and just used large square bandages to keep the stuff in place. It was very thick, but unlike the pre-treated pads, really did the trick to get the skin peeling. Now here is the gross part: I…

ELO was incredible live. Another time.

Teen girl just tosses her hair at you and says something/something/something about Luke. Were you *not* at their show last summer? And if you care about your back, do not compare them to 1D.

It's kind of ironic—all the snide remarks about Courtney Love. Correct me, but I don't think she ever tried to come off as some angel...

Saddy McSadPants? Oh my gosh, I'm going to listen to American Football.

Are you my neighbor? If so, I want to give you a "hell yeah."

Hey, I'm with you. There's a greyhound track not too far away.

And wearing those arm compressor things. And gloves.

The pencil test? How high do you lift your arms to pass the test?

Really?

Ba-zing!